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Fuck me, I'm in love. So, real talk, I am so obsessed with the new @theouai rose hair and body oil that I might have, maybe, soldhalfmycdcollectiontobuy. Or something. Hey, it's all digital now, it's FINE. Like, dudes, consumerism is wrong, I get it. Life isn't about owning possessions. It's about having people you care about and memories that last a life time... unless you have this rose oil. Keep your photo albums and family events, I smell like I own a yacht. (Sidenote, that is my favourite tag line ever. Smell like you own a yacht. I can't cope) I bought this dirty stop out aka hair emergency kit from @cultbeauty . Swipe right and you'll see how well the dry shampoo foam makes me look like I didn't sleep in a bath tub! I hate dry shampoo, it's itchy and smells like warfare. I didn't even brush it through. This is fucking magic, especially for someone with fine hair who uses a metric shit ton of product and has to wash her hair every day. For real, I'm getting neck pain. Need to cut back on the pomade. Swipe right again and you'll see how a drop of rose oil sweeps everything up wonderfully and also DID I MENTION I SMELL LIKE I OWN A YACHT. Apologies for the shitty flatlay and also my morning face pre coffee. It's no better after coffee but I look less squinty. No comments on my grey hair, unless you're calling me a silver fox, please. Now, please leave. My rose oil and I need to be alone. #haircare #hairoil #dryshampoo #oursisaforbiddenlove #YACHTS cc'ing @_sweetsailor_ for being my enabler I worry about myself, I really do. #everythingisagoodideaat2am Goodbye followers! Apart from @kbeautysavedmyskin Dudes, I cannot tell you how blisteringly thrilling @cat_marnell 's autobiography is. It's like being called into a special assembly at school where the coolest girl you've ever seen tells you drugs are bad. Like, yes, super bad, got it. Yet you're trying to work out how to signal with your eyes, "take me with you, please. It's so boring here, I think I might die". I am a totally unapologetic, undignified Cat stan because listening to Cat makes me feel brave. #mandatoryreading #bookrec #howtomurderyourlife #catmarnell Mini K-Mart purchases, lovingly arranged for you on this grimy London bench. TWO pigeons tried to get involved but I fought them off (aka squealed and scared them). I am really happy with the #dillydelight lychee mask, I've been looking for a decently priced one for ages. And #dillydelight sounds like a Victorian euphemism for something filthy. Original price £17.99, reduced to £9.99, reduced to £2.99! Just because the box is messed up. WINNER. Also picked up two #innisfree capsules because.... they were there. And I've heard good things about the #tonymoly master lab masks. Capsules were £3ish and the sheet mask was £3.15. Then I was hungry so needed snacks. Not sure if I'm hungry enough to fend off the feral pigeons though. #kbeauty  #koreanbeauty  #koreanskincare  #skincareblog #asianbeauty  #asianbeauty  #instaskincare  #abcommunity Okay so was I the only one who didn't know about the new mini K Mart on Tottenham Court Road? Convieniently round the corner from tomorrow's #londonabmeetup Small selection of the usual sheet masks and Pokémon stuff but I was happy to find a very very reduced #dillydelight lychee wash off mask. The box was damaged and I give zero fucks. Yay! Also crammed with snacks, food and drinks... the gent behind the counter said they had only just opened so let's hope they are wildly successful #kbeauty  #koreanbeauty  #koreanskincare  #skincareblog #asianbeauty  #asianbeauty  #instaskincare  #abcommunity So #blessed to receive these motivational @pack_agekorea sheet masks from @beautyinhanguk Finally, sheet masks for the woman I am, not the woman I dream of being. Yeah I totally did just get the label maker out. I am aware of my own thirst, don't worry. Also @pack_agekorea please don't be mad, I love you 😘😘😘 #skincareisfuckingfunny #sheetmasks #kbeauty  #koreanbeauty  #koreanskincare  #skincareblog #asianbeauty  #asianbeauty  #instaskincare  #abcommunity
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